Quotes

:-h waveHola,  good morning, wuzzup, and all that. I wanted to post some quotes that I really like:

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

-Steven Wright

“There’s no such thing as ‘fun for the whole family.'”

-Jerry Sienfeld

 

“The remarkable thing about my mother was that for 30 years she fed us leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”
-Calvin Trillin
 
“Time’s fun when you’re having flies.”
-Kermit the Frog
 
“I’ve been on a calendar, but I’ve never been on time.”
-Marilyn Monroe
 
“I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”
-Henny Youngman
 
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and don’t say it.”
 
 
 
 
I hope you liked them!
 
 
(: ~Hope~ 🙂
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-Bart Rathbone
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