Hi again!

Hi, yo, and hola, and all that.  :-h wave Oh, hey, I read these somewhere and I think it’s really funny:

An Englishmen, a French man, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chief says, “We will kill you, eat you, and use your skins to make a new canoe.” He also says they get to choose how they would like to die. the Englishman  pulls out a small gun, yells “God save the Queen!”, pulls the trigger, and dies. The Frenchman grabs a bottle of poison, shouts “Vive la France.” and dies. It’s the New Yorker’s turn. He grabs a fork and stabs himself all over saying, Screw your darn canoe!!!”

 

Dramatically slamming a book shut is way more satisfying than turning my Kindle off and placing it gently on the table.

 

Some rather Unhelpful advice:

In case of fire, evacuate building. Do not use stairs. Do not use elevator. (Sign at Federal Reserve Bank in Boston)

 

This was overheard in the hospital…

Nurse: When you get home,put ice on your eye to reduce the swelling. A bag of frozen peas works well.

Patient: We don’t have any frozen peas. Will canned peas work?

 

(: ~Hope~ 🙂
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